Me: Hello
Vin: hola
Me: Hey, I'm looking for Vin Diesel. I've talked to him on this site before.
Me: Are you him?
Me: (Wish it wasn't so randomized.)
Vin: oh yes. i am vin diesel.
Me: YES!
Me: Ha ha
Me: OK
Me: Listen man, I've got a script I want to pitch you.
Vin: godd shut up! vin diesel will never some on this site!
Me: You know how you have that crazy twin brother with the crazy red fro?
Vin has disconnected.
Vin Diesel is a bit of a jerk.
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