Special Guest: Will Smith!

2010-02-23T00:02:00.000-08:00

Guys, I know that this blog is usually about Vin Diesel, but I had a really good opportunity to interview Will Smith, and I think I convinced him to do another rap album! So here it is!

Me: Hello?

Me: You wouldn't happen to be Vin Diesel, would you?

Will: hi

Will: what is that question mark for

Me: That was me being pensive, because I am nervous

Me: that you might not be Vin.

Will: nervous for wat

Me: I have been disappointed so many times tonight.

Will: lolz

Will: whose vin

Me: Vin Diesel. Famous actor.

Me: Big muscles

Me: Bald.

Will: ohh

Will: ya

Me: I talked to him on this site once.

Will: i knoe

Me: You know because...you're him???

Will: lolz

Will: are u sure

Will: it was him

Me: He claimed to be. What reason would I have to mistrust Vin Diesel?

Will: ok

Will: then i am will smith

Me: Oh wow! That's pretty cool!

Me: Not what I was expecting, but pretty good.

Me: Gosh, I don't know what to say to Will Smith!

Will: chill

Will: be normal

Will: i like normal ppl

Me: Cool!

Me: I am really normal.

Me: I am

Will: ohh thats great

Me: I watch youtube and stuff.

Me: Really normal stuff like that.

Will: ok

Me: When you gonna come out with another album?

Me: If you don't mind my asking.

Will: yea i know

Will: i have quit rapping

Me: That's too bad.

Will: i am done

Me: You were the best.

Will: thank you

Me: But I can see how you would want to. You seem to be taking your career in a more serious direction.

Will: i know i dont wanna dissapoint my fans

Will: for them ill come out with one last album

Will: yea

Will: u are right

Will: i wanna take up acting seriously

Will: do u watch my movies?

Me: Most of them. Haven't seen Seven Pounds yet.

Me: I Am Legend was pretty good.

Will: hancock

Me: And Hancock had some good laughs.

Me: Ha!

Me: Yup.

Will: hmm

Will: cool

Me: You gonna do a sequel?

Will: u shd go see seven pounds

Will: maybe

Me: OK dude. I will definitely see it.

Will: we are still in talks

Me: Gotta support the Fresh Prince.

Will: lol

Will: hmm

Will: so what do u do

Will: i did not get u r name

Will: did u like pursuit of hapiness

Me: Uh, it's Unwinder.

Will: one of my best

Me: Yeah man! Real tear-jerker!

Will: unwinder

Will: so u are my male fan

Me: I admit, I'm more of a casual fan. I keep up with your stuff, but I don't like, buy posters or anything.

Will: ok

Will: how old are u kid

Me: [deleted]

Me: Are you gonna do another Men in Black ever? That would be tight.

Me: OK, hey, since you're clearly mostly here to trawl for chicks, I'm gonna get a girl I know on the phone.

Me: She is sixteen. That's the age of consent in my state, so it's cool. You can talk about whatever. Anything goes man! Just act like I'm not here!

Me: OK, she has agreed to talk to you!

Me: She says hi, and that her name is Felicity.

Me: OK, now she's saying that Jayden is "too cute."

Me: Will, she says she'll take her shirt off right now if you show your butt again in I, Robot 2.

Me: Uh, but "from a better angle this time."

Me: Will, have I seriously misjudged you in assuming that you wanted to have an erotic chat with a teenage girl? It it because I'm here? I won't tell People magazine man, just act like I'm not here. I'm interested in seeing how celebrities cyber. For scientific reasons.

You: OK, uh, she just called your wife a skank. I'm so sorry about this.

You: This isn't going well. She thinks I'm pulling her leg. Also, I uh, embellished some of that stuff she said. Just wanted to get you talking. Sorry dude.

You: Say something, man! She's freaking out. She's mad because it's a school night.

You: I'm just going to tell her you said that I, Robot 2 will go in real close and show your real, actual anus.

You: OK, I'm having trouble making sense of this response. I'm getting sort of a gurgling sound.

You: All right, she hung up. I'm gonna go. Sorry man, but you're no Vin Diesel.

You: Stay fresh.

Vin would never some on this site

2010-02-16T23:15:00.000-08:00

Me: Hello

Vin: hola

Me: Hey, I'm looking for Vin Diesel. I've talked to him on this site before.

Me: Are you him?

Me: (Wish it wasn't so randomized.)

Vin: oh yes. i am vin diesel.

Me: YES!

Me: Ha ha

Me: OK

Me: Listen man, I've got a script I want to pitch you.

Vin: godd shut up! vin diesel will never some on this site!

Me: You know how you have that crazy twin brother with the crazy red fro?

Vin has disconnected.

Vin leaks some secrets about his new script

2010-02-16T17:01:00.000-08:00

Me: Hello?
Vin: =)
Vin: hi
Me: Hey, is this Vin Diesel?
Vin: david?
Me: Yeah!
Me: Vin!
Me: Hey!
Me: Long time no talk!
Vin: david davidson?
Me: You know it!
Vin: wow
Vin: i havent heard from you since my car blew up from n02
Me: How's the script coming along? You've probably finished it by now, I suppose, huh?
Vin: yeah yeah
Vin: more cars blowing up from NOS
Vin: and shit
Me: Ha ha, that's great! Keeping up the Vin Diesel charm, I see!
Vin: yeah
Vin: WHATCHU TALKIN WITCHUR JIBBA JABBA
Me: Ha ha ha! Is this a hint? Are you...Are you thinking about starring in a movie alongside Mr. T.?
Me: Wow! Two tough guys in one film!
Vin: sound kinda gay
Me: Well, I'm sure you can iron that out in the script!
Vin: theres no comming back from this one
Vin: =)
Vin: i wear the rainbow
Vin: and taste it
Vin: HEY!
Me: That's bold!
Me: Yeah?
Vin: idk
Vin has disconnected.

What is this

2010-02-16T16:45:00.001-08:00

Basically the deal is that I am going on Omegle and asking strangers if they are Vin Diesel. If they say yes, then they must be Vin Diesel.

These are all the chats I've had with him.

These are my

chats with Vin.

Chats with Vin

Special Guest: Will Smith!

Vin would never some on this site

Vin leaks some secrets about his new script

What is this